Yanked from the journal of cinchntouch
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you
35 comments:
I remember watching Doctor Who with you and discussing Blue Fire--as emitted by the Sonic Screwdriver, and regeneration and his changing partners, as the basis of a valid Pagan Doctor Who Cult. Yes.
Remember when we were in the church choir and you pimped me to the pope?
You zany guy
I remember the time that we nope we did that.
or how about when you nope we did that too.
or that time that never mind we did that also.
hmmmm......
Okay so there was the time that we went to that nude beach and you got in the water and was being all pisces fish boy. And I was like I'm going to sit up here in my little condo because that water is just way to cold.
;)
remember that time we took a ride in the tardis with the doctor and rose? we went to disneyland to ride the new pirates ride. then the new figures they added turned out to be cybermen. ahhhh good times:)
too bad the sonic screwdriver couldn't get the maderhorn working.:(
Hello,
Do you remember the time, that we walked hand in hand along the southern shore of the star Cygnus, gathering moon flowers in our arms?
The pixel dust gently covered and traced your arms with blue and purple spirals...
Swansister
Once, I was in the library and I saw you. You were totally reading a book, because that's what people in libraries do.
Then I made funny monkey noises and ran away. The end.
i remember when we were teenagers and we'd go to the carnival and harass the toddlers for their change and candy and then ride the rides until we puked.
good times!!
Remember when we infiltrated that pride of tigers and slowly gained their trust and eventually tamed them and then opened up a show in Vegas with sexy sequined Elvis-like costumes?
That was bad-ass. :D
remember the night back in high school when we skipped the prom and just went for a ride in your 'stang, and made out at the beach?
you never called me back...
It was bitter cold as we clutched out rifles to our chests and made our way across the enemy line. You, me, the only survivors of a 52 men battallion. When the enemy spotted us, we yelled "VIVA LE RESISTANCE!!" and fired our guns. Under a barrage of bullets we fell, arm in arm as darkness enveloped us. . .
Or maybe you were buying me a lobster dinner at a seafood restaurant and plying me with drinks trying to get into my pants.
I don't remember.
remember when we both ended up waiting for electrolysis- you on your head, me on that funny hobbit fur on my feet. that electrologist was weird- purple hair and ear disks, and green skin! what moon of titan is he from, again?
Ah remember that night you and I went clubbing, dancing and drinking it was about the same time we both spotted the James Dean looking hottie in the corner. You remember, I knew you did. Then you probably also remember the bet over who would get his phone number first?
you owe me $20 and I don't think it is over the top for me to ask for the cab fare from his place back to mine.
Remember that time I decapitated Jodi Foster because David said she had looked at him funny. Well, you are likely hazy concerning how afterward we made a bong out of her noggin, and following some ripper hits could only speak like Nell until we came down. That was a bad trip, but what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, and having gone through that we now know that we can decapitate anyone, smoke out of their head, and not let it get to us.
Remeber that time I came up to you after a class you were teaching? I asked you if you could check out my energy work. You took a long hard stare at me and then I blushed like hell.
What about that time in New York when you called Jane Fonda a bitch for stepping on your heel? Then she apologized and bought you those cool boots. Do you still have those? If you don't want them anymore, can I have them?
I remember meeting you through Swansister. You were walking together and I ran into the two of you and she introduced us. Want to be friends?
I never did get paid, b'yatch!
O great and noble Doctor!
Hallowed be thy name! ;)
That Matterhorn *never* works!
Well... *almost* never...
It was the warming-up afterwards that was the best, though. ;)
I think I pressed one of those flowers somewhere...
Was that you? Wow... it all happened so fast.
I still can't look at a Ferris Wheel without thinking about it. :)
And then remember how it turned out that those tigers were, in fact, genetically altered humans statigically placed by the secret government in an attempt to help create the world's most impressive Vegas show/zoological secret weapon?
I'm still finding sequins in my stuff, and I've moved several times since then...
I just got busy... and then I think I lost your phone number, baby... ;)
Knowing me it was the latter. But we were both drunk, so who can say?
Did I get into your pants?
BEE-ATCH!
;)
Will you take a check?
In the 32nd century Titan will have an artificial moon known as Cthonos, and he is from there. He slipped back to our time through a controlled wormhole experiment forged from the governments of Alpha Centauri and China that had originally hoped to alter history so that "The Sally Jessie Raphael Show" would never have aired, thereby protecting the known universe from a steady decline into banality and bad television. As we all know this failed, but we did get a kick-ass electrolysist out of the deal!
I remember this! And all this time I thought it was just a stoned fantasy! Ahh... good times!
It was so cute! :)
Sure! I always love new friends!
Yeah... she ended-up being cool after all.
I think I sold those boots for 'shrooms.
All I knows is trying to get all that melted butter stains out of my underwear for the next several days. Wait, was that butter?
yeah, yeah, i've heard that one before...
Gosh, I think I spent the money on Crack!
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