Wednesday, December 07, 2005

And just who's gonna do it, huh?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I gave mrj15 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed f8's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I set plaidder's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I bought porn for happydog (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped eumenide hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-239 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
faerywolf

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I seem to think that the punishment might be its own reward...

4 comments:

happydog said...

free porn! YEAH! Ehem. I didn't type that out loud did I?

leatherapron said...

Naughty, very very Naughty!

miss_mellie_b said...

If you helped me hide a body I'd give you a gazillion points.

luneeboy said...

Ooh Kind Sir.. wouldn't I love to be the ONE to spank ur behind!! :P or something else!! :) Hopin' all is well.. and ur havin' a delightful time!! ~many warm hugs~