 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I gave mrj15 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed f8's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I set plaidder's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I bought porn for happydog (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped eumenide hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-239 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
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I seem to think that the punishment might be its own reward...
4 comments:
free porn! YEAH! Ehem. I didn't type that out loud did I?
Naughty, very very Naughty!
If you helped me hide a body I'd give you a gazillion points.
Ooh Kind Sir.. wouldn't I love to be the ONE to spank ur behind!! :P or something else!! :) Hopin' all is well.. and ur havin' a delightful time!! ~many warm hugs~
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