Thursday, March 29, 2007

I love these...

From Free Will Astrology

Pisces Horoscope for week of March 29, 2007

Verticle Oracle card Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead possums. The flight attendant stops her and says, "I'm sorry, ma'am, there's only one carrion allowed per passenger." APRIL FOOL! The preceding passage wasn't your real horoscope, but rather a Zen koan designed to scramble your brain so that you'd be receptive to your real horoscope, which goes as follows: Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They were cold, so they lit a fire right there. The boat sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Henry Rollins Love Letter to Ann Coulter

Shamlessly stolen from the journal of :

(If you watch this at work be careful of the F-bomb.)  ;)

The Wisdom of Carl Sagan

Yanked from

If you look carefully at the NASA photo below, you will see a little white dot. This minute speck is Earth seen from the Voyager 1 spacecraft as it exits the solar system, nearly 4 billion miles away. The photo was taken back in 1990.

Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there–on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

– Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Witch Eye Auctions on eBay to help Cora Anderson!

OK... I have posted this practically everywhere, and so I apologize to those of you who have seen this a bunch already.

Happy Spring Equinox, everyone! To help celebrate this astrological event we are now offering a rare opportunity to get your hands on the first three issues of Witch Eye, now out-of-print, via auctions on eBay!

Each are in brand new condition. Starting bids are $20 each, and all proceeds will go to the care of Cora Anderson. You get to complete your collection while at the same time you will be helping out our Feri Grandmother with her in-home care.

For more information about each issue, please visit their individual eBay listings:

Witch Eye #1
Witch Eye #2
Witch Eye #3

Or, you can go to our eBay store at: to see our other items for sale.

These were recently found in a box of original Witch Eye materials that Max gave me when she turned the magazine over to me back in 2003. These are the final copies of these out of print issues, so once they're gone... they're gone.

For more information about Cora, as well as updates and information on how you can contribute to her in-home care, visit:

If anyone has any questions please let me know! Happy bidding!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Practicing safe Blue God...

I was alerted to this by a good friend of mine. It appears in the current (March 07) issue of Instinct magazine.